Kutzenspetvenova

I mean seriously. First of all, she looks like a man. How can you be a Russian tennis player and ugly? Isn’t that impossible? She’s got this weird expression on her face. Like she permanently smells something funny. Her game is ugly – there’s nothing about her that’s fun to watch. I think that in this world of reality TV and the consumer getting more of a voice, we should be able to vote players we don’t like off of the tour. It could revolutionize the sport. Because when you think about it, the biggest reason tennis isn’t a bigger sport is because of the lack of personality. Even Sharapova, the poster child for consumerism, is kinda bitchy and uninteresting when you talk to her. By the way, is it just me or is Sharapova 7 feet tall now? I personally believe a woman becomes unattractive once she reaches 7 feet. Just about any man alive is going to look like her little teddy bear next to her. I think she’s still growing too. Look for her to reach 8 feet by 2009. Even Yao Ming will be like, “She too tall.” For some reason that made me think of Sharapova and Jackie Chan as a couple. She could put him in her little purse whenever they go out. But back to what I was talking about. Kusnetzova needs to get off the tour because absolutely NOBODY wants to see her play besides her parents. And Jackie Chan.